To Womb it May Concern

Lauren McCoy
Scottsdale, AZ

March 9, 2020

Uterus McCoy
Chief Gestation Officer
Lauren’s Body
South Pelvis Circle
Scottsdale, AZ

To womb it may concern:

I would like to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Childbearing Woman, effective immediately.

Thank you for consistently providing me support in my person growth objectives and a comfortable atmosphere in which my potential offspring could flourish. After decades of suppression you were able to take multiple human projects across the finish line resulting in record numbers for 2017 and 2019 alike.

I understand the severe impact this decision has on the work you do at Lauren’s Body. In order to ease the transition I have taken the following steps:

• Reduced artificial hormone intake

• Eliminated all copper from the Gestation Office

• Performed annual maintenance procedures

While these measures may seem counter-intuitive to your long term goals as Chief Gestation Officer, I assure you that the bulk of your work is still relevant. Previously scheduled monthly deliveries will continue for the foreseeable future. I ask that you continue to dispose of these deliveries according to company guidelines.

If I can be of any assistance during this time or any future transition, please reach out. I am available, as always, via the PMS hotline. I would be glad to help however I can.

Sincerely,

Lauren McCoy